sounds like funny but it's not
cuzinho.dev is a satirical Brazilian website presenting itself as an "agile methodology" for delivering software at the last second. Branded "Obra nÂș 001" with version 0.0.1-rc-final-agora-vai, it lists an official deadline of Friday 17:59 and displays a countdown with the note that there is still time to procrastinate. The site's featured "axiom of the day" jokes that every five-minute task comes with a five-day blocker, usually a permission only one person in the world can grant, and that person is on vacation. It also offers a README badge reading "deploy no cuzinho" that developers can add to their repositories to signal they follow the methodology. https://cuzinho.dev/